Update: The Snorer in Action

Several of you have asked about the current situation with our Snorer next door. I can truthfully say that he has taken things to the next level.

The other night at about 6:30pm I went into my bedroom to grab something when I heard loud grunting. It's too early for our neighbors to be in bed, right? It was too early for our neighbors to be in bed 'sleeping'... That's right. I had the delight of listening to Mr. and Mrs. Snorer being intimate. These noises are now seared into my brain, never to be erased.

That's not all. In addition to enjoying the Snorer's the nightly melodies, in recent weeks his whole family has decided to have a 4AM party. His snorey toddlers like to jump around shaking my bedroom with giant thuds while yelling at the top of their lungs. Last week the Snorer and his wife also decided to have a shouting match at the godforsaken hour of 4AM.

I still have not officially met the Snorer and his brood, but I feel privileged that they choose to share with us their most private moments. I did catch a glimpse of him sitting behind the wheel of his white Lexus, pulling up to his home after a long day of snorey work.

 I feel blessed to be in our home but  I also sneak onto real estate sites to drool over single family homes. One day my Snorer you will find yourself with new neighbors who are not so sympathetic towards your plight.