Lessons from Las Vegas

1.Traveling with a group of males promises to include at least 5 farting jokes by the end of the weekend.

2. As long as you have a young child you will never be able to sleep in- this even includes while in Las Vegas sans the kid and out until 3am.

3. A human being is not meant to eat half a cow in one sitting.

4. $3 flip-flops stuffed in your purse will be your best friend when your 4" heels fail you.


5. Chubby (and some morbidly obese) girls squeezed into micro-minis can do wonders for the average gal's self-esteem.


6. No matter how much your husband insists that he will look hot rocking a mustache it simply isn't true.